Friday, May 29, 2015

Friday Favorites - Vacation Locations

Today's prompt: What is your favorite vacation spot? Write an ad for it.


Chuck C. wrote:

Springfield, Missouri? A Vacation spot? Of course it’s not the first place you would think to pack up and go to get away, but your instincts are wrong; never listen to them. Nowhere else can you go to places like Lambert's where if you eat your entire steak plate, they will give you another, where warm fresh-baked rolls are chucked at you on demand, and where you can get such wonderful down home deliciousness as Fried Okra and Hog Jowl.

Where else can you, with just a short jaunt, go to Branson, where you can see the Roy Rodgers wax museum, and the most entertaining water park in Southwest Missouri? Nowhere, that's where.

History buffs would be right at home as just outside of town is Willow Creek Battlefield, the site of a major Civil War battle.

You can close the night with a great brew from Springfield Brewing Company, with a Double IPA that one blog writer believes to be the best he had ever tried. Are there beaches? No. Are there big theme parks? No, but it’s still a great town with great people, great food, and lots of things to explore. So go there, trust me. I'm a doctor (well not really, but I saw someone with a shirt extolling me to trust him for the same reason, so I thought I'd pass it along).


Dana Lee wrote:

Come visit Mackinaw Island! Cars are not needed as they are prohibited on the island. You can go for a bike ride around the island while enjoying the natural beauty. Are you a history buff? Well, this island has plenty of rich Michigan history for you to enjoy. We hope to see you there!


Pope Jon wrote:

Sweet, blissful solitude is the only vacation detail that matters to me.

Here's the ad:

Looking for a radical adventure?!

Wondering where you can experience a unique culture?

Ever want to see heaven on Earth?

Then go literally ANYWHERE!!!

"Anywhere? That can't be right!" You might say, downing in ignorance.

But it's true! With the exception of Pope Jon's secret vacation spot, anywhere else is ideal.

If you manage to find Pope Jon while he is basking in the lack of company, leave immediately, and everyone will be happy again!

Seriously though, just leave him alone. Enjoy the rest of the world! You know, far away from Pope Jon.


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